Pushing that send button was probably the hardest thing I’ve done today. And I got out of bed today with less than 6 hours of sleep and spring break just ended.
snoipahkat: let’s talk about how vanitas is literally a walking Anonymous
ectobiolosassy: crazieecatladyy: how to get the d i think i don’t want it anymore
eleanorjanestyle: i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
laughingstation: you promised these kids krabby the clown but all i saw was cheapy the cheapskate
Anonymous asked: Hi you don't know me, and I don't know you, but from your posts I can tell you're struggling with some problems. Take it from someone you hardly know; you're not alone and everything will get better. I know how it feels to be alone and have no one and want to die, but you got to keep fighting. You seem like a great person and you have a lot going for you. I know you can get...
barackobama: ghostbab: squishu: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about obama doesn’t poop yes he does No, I don’t.
dippuhpines: oh my god
Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
hereistheplacewhereiloveyou: dersitemonarch: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT excuse me check your blues clues before you call people ignorant sluts, motherfucker such strong language for a children’s...
Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
Plot twist to end all plot twists: People actually know how to play Monopoly.
Blogger comment: ok in all seriousness what the fuck are the little plastic houses for
fasterfood: praisebethepants: hey I just got my drivers license hey I’m getting mine next hey I doubt it